Vous n'aurez pas l'Alsace et la Lorraine
- Gore: 1977
- Nyika: France, Belgium
- Genre: Comedy
- Studio: AMLF, Les Films du Triangle, World Productions
- Keyword: infidelity, france, queen, parody, flanders, tax collector, knight, musketeer, middle ages (476-1453), jester, peasants vs. royalty, conspirators
- Mutungamiriri: Marc Monnet, Coluche
- Cast: Coluche, Dominique Lavanant, Anémone, Martin Lamotte, Michel Blanc, Roland Giraud